Citat:Apparently designer diapers are a really big thing right now. This naturally has led to Huggies coming up with camouflage diapers (since camouflage is always fashionable, amirite?). Now, while I can’t vouch for the effectiveness of this Navy-esque pattern for your toddler in the field, there is a good cause behind it: every package sold equals a diaper donated to a needy military service family. If you’re looking to buy some of these, they’re available exclusively at Wal-Mart.
Zove jednom davno dežurni kasarne u 3h ujutru pomoćnika dežurnog čete i pita ga: "Šta radi vojska"
PDČ odgovara "Gospodine kapetane, vojska spava."
DK: "Jesi li ti normalan??? Vojska nikada ne spava!!! Vojska je na noćnom odmoru...! Jel' to jasno desetaru?"
PDČ:"Jasno Gospodine Kapetane, ali hrču ko svinje!"
Miriše tamjan. Kerove, a ovo je radni ker, izuzetno iritira miris tamjana.
Btw, svaka čast kerovodcu. Nije lako sputati zver od cca 35-40(+) kilograma u ovoj situaciji, kada joj neko ispred nosa maše iritirajućim pokretima i mirisom.
Ceka lift Nikola Sarkozi u nekom oblakoderu. Otvaraju se vrata kad ima sta da vidi: u liftu se voze Cavez, Putin i Kamis "Hajlender" Gadafi. Posto kod sebe nosi revolver ali samo dva metka stavljen je pred tezak izbor. Ipak vadi on pucu i upucava Hajlendera dvaput. Za svaki slucaj.