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Airlift went wrong?

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Tekst za slike:

1. Drugovi, plan "B": ja utimam čamac i veslam ka SAD, a vi ostali bežite ka Vijetnamskoj granici!

2. "Idiote! Šiljati deo granate ide ka napred, ka napred, jesi li razumeo!?"
(P.S. čuveni top 120 mm)

3. "Što stojimo ovde?"
"Ne vidi nas fotograf od dima pored samohotke"

Dopuna: 02 Maj 2007 12:31

P.S.
Ono sa mladom i mladoženjom, ja sam se slikao u stilu kao ovaj mladoženja na kalemegdanu na onom našem T-34:)

Poslao: 02 Maj 2007 13:08
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Kazu Izraelski ministar odbrane posmatra paradu. Ja nisam strucnjak pa vas pitam-vidi li on sta kroz ovaj dvogled?

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Mora da je klasić sa Bušom...

Poslao: 02 Maj 2007 22:27
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DJ Kalash...


Majko zemljo-stižeeeemmmm...


Oćeš li više-ne mogu više da ćamim ćućeći....


Dopuna: 02 Maj 2007 22:27


No comment...


opremljenost američkog vojnika i talibana Mr. Green


a ovako su opremljene švabe...

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rade012 ::cinoeye ::

Ova sličica baš i nije za ovu rubriku...

A зашто није?

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Warnings issued by the U.S. military to their own troops:

"Aim towards the enemy."
Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher.

"When the pin is pulled, Mr Grenade is not our friend."
US Marine Corps.

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."
USAF Ammo Troop.

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
Infantry Journal.

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what is left of your unit."
Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
U.S. Air Force Manual.

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
Infantry Journal.

"Tracers work both ways."
US Army Ordnance.

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."
Infantry Journal.

"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once."
Anon.

"Do not draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
Your comrades.

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
USAF Ammo Troop.

Dopuna: 03 Maj 2007 12:44

FEMALE INTERVIEWER
So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD
Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

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You make me smiling, man!
Daj, ovo je nesto najsmesnije sto sam cuo. Glupi Ameri... Laughing

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